Saturday, July 30, 2011

A tale of two vasectomies

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks,"What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross
and they have Obama Care.."


Anonymous said...

Wow... that was incredibly stupid. Nice work.

An Ordinary American said...


A vasectomy would be wasted on you--takes balls, first of all, in order to have one.

Secondly, without your ability to reproduce like rabbits, your political party would lose power.

Read my posts about welfare and cutting people off of it, along with the cowardice of liberals.

Then, pick a shoe, slip it on, and go about your way.

Have a nice day.


Old NFO said...

LOL- Hilarious... if it wasn't too close to the truth...

Kim said...

I giggled! I think all humor is good humor.

Where on earth have the Anonymous sweethearts been coming from lately? Chicago?