Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Take down the stupid birdfeeder!

I bought a bird feeder.

I hung It on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ..

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the
damned thing down and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .... Quiet, serene.... and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

So let's compare--

Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the stinking illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English, nor do their illegal parents who refuse to learn.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the stupid-assed government to take down the damned bird feeder.


Anonymous said...

Yay racism and intolerance

Irish said...

WOW anon.. you used 2, countem 2! leftie trigger words in a 4 word sentence. Bravo Sir.

Meanwhile AOA.. that analogy is spot on :)

Mudbug said...

I don't understand the racism bit. Which illegals were you referencing-- those spanish speaking Mexican'ts or those french speaking Quebecians that just are sneaking into our country every day?

Anon, crawl back under a rock.

Anonymous said...

Well, believe it or not, I even have a lib troll visiting my blog!

I think the libs see their "utopia" crumbling, and it's making them bat-shit crazy!

Another great post AOA!


Irish said...

Dear anon...

How would you like your son to have been on the receiving end of this a-hole??


tha malcontent said...

I wonder how many Americans are aware of what Our Dear Leader did on the way to his Vacation last Friday?
Well here it is folks, and it's pretty Ugly!

“With no fanfare, no press coverage, and with every effort made to hide his actions from the American people, President Obama snuck through the spirit of the DREAM Act via an ICE memo.” ICE = Immigration and Customs Enforcement! This is outright lawlessness on the part of the Obama administration, and once again he steps all over our Constitution.
We have a Constitution, and under it it states that illegal immigration is exactly that, ILLEGAL! What part of that don’t these people understand?

Kim said...

That is an absolutely brilliant analogy. I always have to pass on your thought to J.W. and my brother-in-law. They love the things you post as well.

Honestly it goes for any illegal. We have pleanty from Asia and other areas as well Anon. Not really a racist thought here. More a sick and tired of holding up a group of people who refuse to actually contribute and support the country they are in. This is the U.S.A. we speak English. Learn it. We have laws. Follow them. We work and pay taxes. Do so. Stop asking for free stuff. You did nothing to earn it. Dumbnuts.

Southern Belle said...

Nice analagy, AOA.

I used to have a bird feeder in the front yard. The birds would demand food when the feed ran out.

Hubby called them my welfare birds.

Old NFO said...

Agreed, screw PCism...