A swift kick to the balls is not sexual harassment--except in public schools.

Let's face it: Our public schools suck.

They suck because the administrators suck, most of the teachers suck and almost all of the parents who rely on the public school system to raise their children suck.

Zero tolerance is the biggest crock of you-know-what to come about because it only applies to students--not to teachers and administrators.

The case in question for my latest rant on public schools comes from Boston, naturally, and involves a seven-year-old boy sent home for sexual harassment.

Did he grope a female fourth-grader or make goo-goo eyes at the teacher or give a wolf-whistle to one of the cafeteria ladies?

Nope, his egregious offense was to kick a bully in the balls. Apparently another boy had been choking him and the subject of our story had enough and reared back and then punted the little twerp's testicles into orbit.

I say good for him. Boston government indoctrination centers say otherwise. Quote from one of the gulag goons: “Your son kicked a little boy in the testicles. We call that sexual harassment.”

Stories like this continue to convince me that you simply cannot infuse nor beat nor transplant nor otherwise impart any common sense whatsoever into today's modern liberals.

My solution?

Round up every flaming liberal and transplant them to Massachusetts. Declare them an independent nation, of which they'll immediately apply for foreign aid, deny them that foreign aid and make them survive as a nation by actually having to work, produce and succeed in the real world.

The smarter of the liberals would begin to wise up and would apply for citizenship back to the U.S., where hopefully they would become productive citizens.

So long as there are conservatives with jobs to pick up the tab for all the liberals' looniness, the libs have zero motivation to pull their head out of their rose-colored asses and see the world for what it is.

Maybe they need a good swift kick to the balls?

Problem is, it's hard to find a liberal with balls.