Thursday, July 5, 2012

Step right up and join TSA!

Step right up, folks!

Bullied as a young person growing up in your middle-class neighborhood?

Ridiculed in the gym locker room because of underdeveloped/non-developed reproductive organs?

Failed your ACT or SAT tests?

Unfit for military duty?

Is your IQ the average of that of a wilting houseplant?

Do you have strong leanings towards sexual predation?

Unable to pass a bonafide background check?

Are you otherwise unemployable in this age of Obama?

Have zero concept of Constitutional freedoms, in particular the Fourth Amendment?


Join TSA, where our motto is: "The worse you are, the better we become!"

You can thank our absolutely gutless elected officials, going back to George W Bush and his stupid-assed Patriot Act and creation of the Department of Homeland Security, for this travesty.

They did, after all, have the option of bombing the terrorist back into the Stone Age, allowing passengers to fly armed, profiling terrorists instead of toddlers and 87-year-old grandmothers in wheelchairs.

Like I said, GUTLESS elected officials.

But I'm convinced the majority of America doesn't care.

Who's on American Idol tonight?


T.N.B.C. said...

Eric Holder fits the crieria...

T.N.B.C. said...

ooops left out the "t" in criteria...

MaddMedic said...

My son is flying out this week-end on a mission trip...To Costa Rica...How to really prepare him for ....TSA....How to tell him he needs to not always say what he is thinking....

Old NFO said...

Sigh... Once again you're right...

Bob Easton said...

Costa Rica is a piece of cake ... relatively.

Yet, on exit they DO run you through the normal security station (magnetometers and x-ray). Then, at the gate they have yet another hand search of carry-on luggage.

Are the x-ray machines used in the first search inadequate? Do they think you built a McGiver bomb from things found at the gift shop? Are they just following Homeland Security requests.

DON'T ASK!!! If you're lucky, the search agent will pretend not to understand English. Just DON'T ASK.