Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Forging a new country. Two new countries, actually.

America is over. Finished.

What was once a  united nation is now firmly divided into two separate entities, divided not just geographically, but ideologically.

There is only one thing left to do and that is make it official.

I propose that we in the red states, using whatever means necessary, expunge the citizens who demanded four more years of increasing socialism, racketeering and corruption and direct them to the blue states who carried Obama in both 2008 and this latest election.

In exchange, we'll take in the citizens in those blue states who voted for the Constitution and for individual liberties and freedoms.

Since the popular vote was literally split 50:50, there will not be any upsetting population disparities.

You socialists can go on and do whatever it is you do. We conservatives will be set up and running in a matter of days.

You see, our rule book is already written and proven. It's called the Constitution.

But, we'll also learn from a few things you liberals taught us such as securing our borders. We will build a fence, with official entry points. Any foreigner who attempts to sneak into the red states will be shot and killed on sight.

Our schools will actually teach history the way it happened rather than the way liberals wished it had happened or the way they think it should have happened. And if the kids want to pray, that will be their business because America was founded upon Christian ideals. This will doubtless make some fence-sitters uncomfortable. No problem. Either accept it or leave.

Our second amendment will be strong and we will not limit handguns only to those 21 years of age and older. Unlike the residents in the neighboring blue states, we will actually trust our citizens until they prove they cannot be trusted.

We will have a ten percent flat tax. There will be no EPA or HHS or DHS or ATF or other such bureaucratic nonsensical bunch of nincompoops whose only job is to restrict freedom, so therefore, only a fraction of income will be needed and this mainly to support our military. Our law enforcement will be made up primarily of reserve volunteers.

Get the picture? Us in the red states already support such ideals while you in the blue states do not. So we're going to ship you our liberals in exchange for your conservatives, build our fence, live our lives.

One way or another, this is going to happen. Resisting it further will only lead to escalating violence. Everyone who relocates will have to give up a little something, but it is only for the short term as the long term benefits will more than even everything out.

So when do we start?


Murphy's Law said...

Hell, I'm game. let's git r' done!

agirlandhergun said...

If only it were possible.

Old NFO said...

Agree, lets just go ahead and get it over with... I NEVER thought I'd see it in my lifetime, but we're there now...

An Ordinary American said...

I just deleted "Flying Junior" and put him on my spam list.

I have no interest in giving libturds any room or space to comment--they have the entire MSM to do that in.


Anonymous said...

Do it.

Seriously. Do it NOW.

Up here in Canada we have most of our socialist scum in Ontario and Quebec. (hork, spit!)

They are moral cesspools, bastions of liberal stupidity and they have been running deficit gov'ts for decades the way California is now.

Back in the day they elected a scrawny french poltroon to enact 'transfer payments' between 'have' and 'have not' provinces. Quebec has been picking our pockets ever since, and now Morontario is bellying up to the trough.

THAT is what is in store for you. Expect to 'help out your more unfortunate states' soon with the same kind of theft, enacted by the black poltroon you just re-elected.

This is what happens when socialists have their way.

kx59 said...

Now is good.
We need a couple more items in our constitution:
No law shall be passed from which legislators exempt themselves, and term limits for all offices.
Pretty much the whole middle of the country needs to secede, leaving out NM. We need a contiguous land mass all the way to Canada.
On the point of blue staters immigrating, they are already doing it. The number of out of state licenses plates down here is amazing.
As long as they left their liberal politics at the State border, they can stay, otherwise go back to the bed of roses you made for yourself at "home".

Rev. Paul said...

I'm game. When do we start?

RabidAlien said...

Sign me up.

Anonymous said...

Read the Ashes series by William Johnstone! You'll love it! Same concept! Let's do it!

RVN11B said...

Works for me!