An Ordinary American: So, your neighbor pays you to have sex with his beautiful wife. . .

Monday, March 12, 2012

So, your neighbor pays you to have sex with his beautiful wife. . .

(from the e-mail stack)

You just can't make some things up. . .

4 comments:

agirlandhergun said...: We did the same thing. Except it was one of our dog and, nope, nope same thing.; March 12, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Old NFO said...: Sigh... SOME people have all the luck...; March 13, 2012 at 5:05 PM
kx59 said...: Air tight case. No guarantee of conception only a promise of an "honest" effort.
I apologize in advance. I have to use the word.
REALLY?
Funniest thing I've read in weeks AOA!; March 13, 2012 at 9:02 PM
kfg said...: I can offer 100 for the same price.; March 17, 2012 at 3:59 PM

Words every American should know

Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Our National Anthem

O! say can you see by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?