Best comment at the end of the story from the readers is the following:
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, just announced that it is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed The Animals." This is because the animals may grow dependent on handouts and not learn to take care of themselves.
Thus endeth today's lesson.
Here is a video that pretty much describes the program to the T. It is definitely NOT safe for work or for easily offended people.
However, seeing as how blatant welfare abuse offends me, this video is mild in comparison.