The IRS sent back my tax return. . . AGAIN!

(from the e-mail stack)

I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"

"12 million illegal immigrants;

"3 million crack heads;

"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,

"2 million people in over 243 prisons;

"Half of Mexico ; and

"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.