I love it when I can get two puns for the price of one. . .
So it seems some girl that is a "performance violin major," (now there's a hot degree that today's downtrodden economy has been begging for, eh?) is starting a protest movement for female students to carry working dildos, openly, as a protest to concealed carry on the forty-acre sheep pasture of higher, if not questionable, education.
And to think I've been wasting all this time teaching our girls how
to shoot, situational awareness, how to conceal, etc etc, when all they REALLY needed was to be packing a brightly colored sex toy in plain sight to scare off bad people. After all, this is "the" university of
Texas where all graduates are entitled to six-figure beginning salaries,
liberal utopian working conditions and where the real world stops at
the campus boundaries.
To my girls, I do apologize for trying to teach you and prepare you for real world possibilities.
Now I'm off to write a letter to the Joint Chiefs of Staff proposing
that we start a "Dildos For The Troops" fundraiser to immediately begin
issuing these battery-operated, full-auto penises of peace to our troops
serving in the MIddle East.
But one question--what are the males at university of Texas going to carry to show solidarity?