Ridiculed in the gym locker room because of underdeveloped/non-developed reproductive organs?
Failed your ACT or SAT tests?
Unfit for military duty?
Is your IQ the average of that of a wilting houseplant?
Unable to pass a bonafide background check?
Are you otherwise unemployable in this age of Obama?
Have zero concept of Constitutional freedoms, in particular the Fourth Amendment?
NO WORRIES!
Join TSA, where our motto is: "The worse you are, the better we become!"
You can thank our absolutely gutless elected officials, going back to George W Bush and his stupid-assed Patriot Act and creation of the Department of Homeland Security, for this travesty.
Like I said, GUTLESS elected officials.
But I'm convinced the majority of America doesn't care.
Who's on American Idol tonight?
5 comments:
Eric Holder fits the crieria...
ooops left out the "t" in criteria...
My son is flying out this week-end on a mission trip...To Costa Rica...How to really prepare him for ....TSA....How to tell him he needs to not always say what he is thinking....
BAD TOUCH!! BAD TOUCH!!
Sigh... Once again you're right...
MaddMedic,
Costa Rica is a piece of cake ... relatively.
Yet, on exit they DO run you through the normal security station (magnetometers and x-ray). Then, at the gate they have yet another hand search of carry-on luggage.
Are the x-ray machines used in the first search inadequate? Do they think you built a McGiver bomb from things found at the gift shop? Are they just following Homeland Security requests.
DON'T ASK!!! If you're lucky, the search agent will pretend not to understand English. Just DON'T ASK.
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