Step right up, folks!
Ridiculed in the gym locker room because of underdeveloped/non-developed reproductive organs?
Failed your ACT or SAT tests?
Unfit for military duty?
Is your IQ the average of that of a wilting houseplant?
Unable to pass a bonafide background check?
Are you otherwise unemployable in this age of Obama?
Have zero concept of Constitutional freedoms, in particular the Fourth Amendment?
Join TSA, where our motto is: "The worse you are, the better we become!"
You can thank our absolutely gutless elected officials, going back to George W Bush and his stupid-assed Patriot Act and creation of the Department of Homeland Security, for this travesty.
Like I said, GUTLESS elected officials.
But I'm convinced the majority of America doesn't care.
Who's on American Idol tonight?