very informing and insightful follow-up article written about he-man Dale Fout and his bad-ass antics with a 50-year-old woman in a theater (who, according to Fout, damn near crippled him with a vicious tap on the neck) written by Jeff Prince of the Fort Worth Weekly.
In case you missed it, here is the original tale of Dale Fout almost being made a paraplegic by this tiny woman who tapped him on the neck asking him to please quit texting in the middle of a movie at a theater in Grapevine, Texas.
Keep in mind that Dale Fout self-describes himself as being "220 pounds. I'm broad, not fat. I played football."
In Mr. Prince's follow-up interview and article, it seems that the picture of manhood took a little offense at some of the comments posted in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram's comment section. Texas readers, of both sexes, tended to agree with me that Fout probably has the necessary plumbing that makes urinating much more convenient and less messy if he sits down or squats to do it.
Others called him names that aren't too flattering, but hard to argue with. One reader exercised the Texas Open Records Act and found Fout's criminal history from some twenty or more years back, and still others inferred that had he gotten out of line with them at the theater, he would have had a REAL assault complaint to make.
One would think that after reading all that, a real man would shake his head and say something to the journalist interviewing him like, "Damn, did I ever screw THAT one up. Not one of my best days or best calls. I've already called Ms. Godwin up and apologized and sent her a check for the cost of the movie tickets and I'm actually pretty embarrassed over the whole thing."
I could go with that. We've all had diarrhea of the mouth at times.
Apparently, though, Fout's mouth and brain live in a constant state of dysentery--because he's a TOUGH GUY. Was probably a military SEAL/Delta Force/PJ/Recon Marine/Airborne Ranger/GreenBeret/Air Force STS Commando
In fact, it wouldn't surprise me a damn bit if even Chuck Norris gives this guy a wide berth.
Check out Fout's quotes to Jeff Prince in the interview:
If anybody wants to come say some of that stuff to his face and threaten him, they’re welcome, “but when you’re sipping through a straw for a month because you’re jaw is broke, don’t blame me,” he said. “I take care of business.”
He doubts anybody will confront him face to face.
“If I was in front of them they’d probably pee and crap their drawers,” he said. “It goes to show you what a bunch of idiots there are in the world. They’re idiots because they don’t know the whole story. I’ll tell every one of them to their face they’re an idiot. The woman put her hand on me and pushed me.”
The 54-year-old Fout characterized himself as “outspoken” and “fiery” but said he would never strike a woman and doesn’t seek confrontation with people
Lots more good stuff in Prince's interview and article.
In my original blog post, I hinted that I was kind of horrified that this douchebag was from Texas. Again, thanks to some readers, I was redeemed: They say this big blowhard is actually from Canton, Ohio--same place another blowhard, this one a cop, made national news in a bad way.
Kind of like Fout is doing.
Maybe this nutjob "advertising/marketing consultant" ought to consult a psychologist or psychiatrist. He and Officer Daniel Harless can share the same couch.