• A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
• A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
• In Lake Palestine ,they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
• But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
• It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
2 comments:
LOL... Grew up there, seen it before!
I heard the Baptists were sprinkling converts and the Catholics were throwing dirt in their faces.
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