I'm referring, of course, to the Westboro Baptist freakshow.
For the record, I refuse to acknowledge them as a church. Instead, I look at them no differently than I do the New Black Panthers, the Taliban, Al-Queda or, for that matter, the Democratic National Convention.
All hate America. All revile our military.
Turds of a feather, you know.
What set Kelly off was a correspondence between one of our nation's finest, a young Army PFC stationed within stench distance of the Westboro Baptist freakshow's cesspool headquarters who is currently deployed to Iraq.
I am going to withhold the young private's name. Given the SOBs in this present administration and how they like to bring Navy SEALs up on charges, excuse Islamic terrorists who murder at Fort Hood, and so on, I don't want to bring any heat down on this young private from the limpdicked doves in the Capitol or the Pentagon.
So I'll call him Private John, and here is his initial correspondence to the Topeka freakshow:
This was my message to them:
I understand where you come from, I understand your fight, I myself am a Catholic and was raised in the belief that homosexual activity is a sin. I am currently on deployment to Iraq, and I am stationed not too far from you at all, at Fort Riley, just a quick hour drive.
I have been to your house, even waved at one of your family members washing a car in the driveway, I was in uniform and was surprised when I received a friendly wave in return, even sent to me with a smile.
You may have stopped reading by now, but I hope you continue.
I was always taught to learn as much about the enemy as possible, and I know you have already declared me your enemy, because as you now know I am a Catholic soldier, but before I continue I want to tell you more about myself, I support homosexual rights, one of my best friends is Islamic, I think the Jewish community has some great members, although I find Adam Sandler rather distasteful I think some of our best performers happen to be Jewish. I love America, and love getting to know more about other peoples.
Now that I know I am your enemy, I can tell you that in return I also consider your organization to be my greatest enemy, actually as I type this you are in my home town of Sacramento picketing a memorial service of a soldier that I didn't have the chance of meeting, but am proud to say that I served with him.
The term righteous indignation enters my mind whenever I think of WBC, a term I assume you are familiar with. As I said I love getting to know more about peoples different than I, and the fact that I try to get to know my enemy as much as possible, I research your organization "religiously."
I do not know if it is just members of your organization or the family itself that will be in San Jose on the fourth of March, but I do hope it is the family. I want a chance to hear from you directly your beliefs and talk to each other in a manner of civilized people. To share with each other our ideals, yours which are made public on signs, but only in short bursts of hateful words.
I will be on mid-tour leave at this time of March the fourth, and will be present in San Jose. Expect to be greeted by me in a respectful manner, after all you are using a right in which I fight for, and my friends have died for. I may even buy you a cup of coffee, over which we can talk.
For as much anger as I feel towards you, and I am sorry to say but the hate that I feel for you, I wish no harm befall you during our encounter, you can be assured that I am probably the safest, hateful person you will encounter. Enough blood has spilled over keeping the rights of the American people safe that I wish no violence befall those who use them. I hope for a reply via e-mail, hopefully soon. God bless.
Private First Class "John", United States Army
Okay. I'm all right with that. In fact, for a young E-2, I'm pretty damned impressed.
Now, let's see how the pack of incestuous peckerheads responded, which by the way, was not back to Private John, but instead on their blog. Check it out:
Subject: A Simple Request To Talk In San Jose
I understand where you come from, I understand your fight, I myself am a Catholic and was raised in the belief that homosexual activity is a sin. I am currently on deployment to Iraq, and I am stationed not too far from you at all, at Fort Riley, just a quick hour drive. I have been to your house, even waved at one of your family members washing a car in the driveway, I was in uniform and was surprised when I received a friendly wave in return, even sent to me with a smile. You may have stopped reading by now, but I hope you continue. I was always taught to learn as much about the enemy as possible *** [ Editor: Pursuant to the "barf factor" rule I am sparing you the remaining details. These fools having nothing original or useful to say, and could use a good lawyer that knows the jurisprudence of the anti-stalking statutes. You can thank me later. :) ]
Pfc. John Ibowtothesword, Jr.
Dear Pfc. Ibowtothesword, Jr.:
I got to “I myself am a Catholic and was raised in the belief that homosexual activity is a sin” and stopped. Because there are a billion+ of you zombie freaks out there with the same credentials. The rest of the story: Priests Rape Boys and you like it. What they say doesn’t match up with what they do; so you think you can say one thing and do another. You and yours justify Sodom and Gomorrah. Step away from the joy juice, a/k/a Satan’s koolaid.
So, naturally, it makes good sense that you have “Pfc” in front of your name. You and yours are made to be taken and destroyed:
2 Peter 2:12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption.
The Iraqi worshippers of pedophile Muhhamad and you priests-rape-boys worshippers have a lot in common.
Therefore, you deserve exactly what you get at the hands of the Avenger. And while we are on the subject, you really must take listen to our parody “The Avenger Is Coming Your Way”. http://www.godhatesfags.com/audio/index.html#parodiesPlaylist
You gentile dogs have despised the spirit of grace too long and now it is cut off from you. Praise God.
Your best friends at WBC
For anyone doubting who these pieces of shit are, the above is only a small smattering of the fertilizer and perversion that they spew.
But for all of these freaks' bluster and bravery and "warrior for God," they are absolute chickenshit cowards at heart.
Absolute. Chickenshit. Cowards.
Some wackjob in California wrote these losers and hem-hawed about how he heard a talk-radio guy mention that members of the Westboro Baptist freakshow should "have their faces re-arranged." He whined that this was "inciting violence" and bravely volunteered to "give a legal deposition."
Hold me back Superman, what a freaking hero we have here. . . (How do I turn the sarcasm/contempt type thing off?)
The head freaks gleefully pointed to the Supreme Court allowing them to protest and boasted how Albert Snyder predicted on CBS news that day that their "blood would run in the streets" courtesy of angry veterans and Americans.
Fred, the penis-head himself smirked that it hasn't happened.
Message to the freaks from a majority of us veterans: We know all about your right to protest. We fought for it. We bled for it. Many of our friends died for it.
You want to mock that, be careful. Be goddamned careful. You never know when some crazy vet might just twist off.
Remember--we're the ones who know how to fight and have been trained to fight, not you.
One day, you're going to push some folks too far.