Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Forging a new country. Two new countries, actually.
What was once a united nation is now firmly divided into two separate entities, divided not just geographically, but ideologically.
There is only one thing left to do and that is make it official.
I propose that we in the red states, using whatever means necessary, expunge the citizens who demanded four more years of increasing socialism, racketeering and corruption and direct them to the blue states who carried Obama in both 2008 and this latest election.
In exchange, we'll take in the citizens in those blue states who voted for the Constitution and for individual liberties and freedoms.
Since the popular vote was literally split 50:50, there will not be any upsetting population disparities.
You socialists can go on and do whatever it is you do. We conservatives will be set up and running in a matter of days.
You see, our rule book is already written and proven. It's called the Constitution.
But, we'll also learn from a few things you liberals taught us such as securing our borders. We will build a fence, with official entry points. Any foreigner who attempts to sneak into the red states will be shot and killed on sight.
Our schools will actually teach history the way it happened rather than the way liberals wished it had happened or the way they think it should have happened. And if the kids want to pray, that will be their business because America was founded upon Christian ideals. This will doubtless make some fence-sitters uncomfortable. No problem. Either accept it or leave.
Our second amendment will be strong and we will not limit handguns only to those 21 years of age and older. Unlike the residents in the neighboring blue states, we will actually trust our citizens until they prove they cannot be trusted.
We will have a ten percent flat tax. There will be no EPA or HHS or DHS or ATF or other such bureaucratic nonsensical bunch of nincompoops whose only job is to restrict freedom, so therefore, only a fraction of income will be needed and this mainly to support our military. Our law enforcement will be made up primarily of reserve volunteers.
Get the picture? Us in the red states already support such ideals while you in the blue states do not. So we're going to ship you our liberals in exchange for your conservatives, build our fence, live our lives.
One way or another, this is going to happen. Resisting it further will only lead to escalating violence. Everyone who relocates will have to give up a little something, but it is only for the short term as the long term benefits will more than even everything out.
So when do we start?
Posted by An Ordinary Texan at 1:37 AM