You can't make this up.
Hey, it's close to Christmas. Got a hungry family, gotta steal as a last resort, right?
The scumbag was stealing rib eyes, baby back ribs, sausage, bags of shrimp, smoked turkey. . .
Must've been a big family this poor, downtrodden example of Obama's economy was trying to feed, right?
All of this food was so he could throw a birthday bash--in his own honor, for his own 45th birthday.
Now the North Carolina taxpayers get to throw him a birthday party in jail.