Monday, September 12, 2011

Barack Bingo.

Like most of you, I used to find Barack Obama's speeches and press conferences absolutely unbearable.

But now, thanks to Barack Bullshit Bingo, they can actually be useful and entertaining.

Before each speech the Anointed One gives, print out the card below. Then listen for the key phrases printed on the card. When you get five in a row, jump up from the bar or the couch or wherever you are and shout, "BULLSHIT!"

It's that simple.

(Warning: There are often multiple winners who reach the Bullshit level at the same time. In such cases, just remember what the Anointed One told Joe the Plumber about "spreading the wealth around" being a good thing."



I suggest that all financial proceeds be donated to the Tea Party chapter of your choice.